Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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