Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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