1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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