My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
This is classic penis vs brain.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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