Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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