Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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