do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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