your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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