careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He shit in the fireplace
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