would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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