Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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