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what?
penguin condom
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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