just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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