My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
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If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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