So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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