When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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