i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
So squirting runs in the family.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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