does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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