you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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did i walk over a car last night?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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