I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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