he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish i was in the wii world.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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