he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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