I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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