i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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