someone threw a dead crab at me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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