sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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