Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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