Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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