is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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