your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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