dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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