So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
you never un-have a 4some
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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