i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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