That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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