sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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