Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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