We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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