im drinking this country out of the recession.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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