glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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