you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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