How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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