we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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