Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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