how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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