I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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