your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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