Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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