A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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