the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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