He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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